Friday, February 6, 2009

Who wore it best?

I have never been a big reader of magazines like "People" or "US Weekly" or "Star." I consider them the literary equivalent of junk food- they sound fun before you read them but they leave you less than satisfied and even a little bit sick when done. But I have been stuck in a hair dryer at the salon with nothing else to pass the time, but those silly magazines. So I have indulged once or twice. I have noticed that one of them has a feature called "Who wore it best?" They have pictures of two or three celebrities who are wearing the same thing to different events, then they have a poll asking about who wore it best. So this is my own version of that. A few years ago for Halloween Eric and I dressed up as Napoleon Dynamite and Deb. I bought a beautiful, vintage pink, shimmery dress circa 1986 that I wore. I even had my hair pulled to the side in what my 7 year old refers to as a "Deb-do." And as thrilling as that night was, I found another occasion to wear it. For a girls' night out, we thought it would be fun to dress up ugly and got laser-tagging. THE dress was the obvious choice.This picture doesn't highlight the dress the best- I'm not sure what I was doing, some sort of German curtsy?!? And I don't know why it is so small? But it was better than the alternate picture of me in this dress that was taken that same night. I was doing a Marilyn Monroe impression and instead of coming off as sexy and sultry, it was just silly and a little bit sickening. So this picture will have to do.
Now I am not the only one who has worn this dress. Julie wore it as well this year when she and Trent dressed up as Napoleon and Deb for Halloween.

And finally, my sister-in-law, Jessica wore it recently for a YW 80s skate night- btw-that's another great Girls' Night Out idea!
So after perusing all this eye- candy, I need you to tell me "Who wore it best?" Now to be fair, Julie was 4 months pregnant when she wore the dress, but she also is the photographer of my nasty Marilyn Monroe picture and she has not been shy about posting it on Facebook so I feel no remorse whatsoever for including her in this poll- even if she is pregnant. My personal pick is Jessica. She kicked it up a notch with her saucy, hot pink high heels.


And for you final viewing pleasure here is a picture of me seriously wearing a very similarly styled dress back in 1988. My mom made it for me and I am not ashamed to say I LOVED IT- big bow in the back and all. (The pink one also has a big bow on the butt too but it didn't make it into any of the pictures.) This was taken at a Youth conference before the big dance. My cousin, Chandra, is with me. Don't we look hot! Jared Fish eat your heart out!:) Jared was my obsession when I was 14!
Well, tune in next time for "Whose behind is the best?"

10 comments:

Monica said...

I think you all look great in the dress! I wish I could fit myself in that dress but I am afraid it wouldn't go up! or it would be tighter than tight.!

SevenVillageIdiarts said...

You're my obvious choice, mostly because the dress isn't complete without Napoleon. Plus I adore you.

amberjill said...

as much as i can't wait for the next post...i first have to save that i think julie kicked it up a notch! a pregnant deb! now isn't that exciting. and jessica, that's just cheating. i now want to borrow that dress for church next week. so i guess jessica wore it "best" but you wore it "true".

Kerry said...

Of course, you wore it best! What else would you expect ME to say?! :) By the way, I'm jealous that you get prettier and prettier with age. I'll have to hurt you now! ;)

Thelissa said...

I have or had, anyway, a few of those. I had a green shimery one that was our dress for Acapella. Hated it then, hate it now. I also have one that I admittedly loved as well. I remember Jeremy encouraging me to buy it saying, "oh that will be a great one when you can date and go to the dances." I turned sixteen the next year and yes, it was worn, big lacy collar and all.

Natalie said...

Your Mom wore it best.
Really, that would be pretty funny to see Mom in that pink dress.
I also remember that other dress. You really were pretty awesome in that. :)

Julie said...

You look so hot in that pink frock! I personally think you should walk around in that dress doing the Marilyn Monroe pose with every step...now wouldn't that be wearing it best?? Yes Jessica looks hot in it...which is totally opposite of what the dress is trying to accomplish...so we can all hate her together...(love ya Jessica, we should totally hang out some time!!) Anyway...I was at least 5 months prego, right???? hmmm...well it was a worthy effort to humiliate me or get me back for my facebook postings. And by the way...I don't like any of your friends who forgot to mention how hot Pregnant Deb looked!

mama missy said...

How can one possibly choose?

Liz said...

I must admit that you and Napolean are the obvious choice, however, I must add that you are a bit too cute to pass as Deb... Keep trying:)

The Christensens said...

I really needed Jeff with me to wear the Napoleon costume. I'm glad you got so much use out of it. You look hot! hot! hot!